Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend complain about her weight, while i’m here like
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When you’re home alone and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
When a person’s breath stinks.
Please. No. Go away.
My parents say it’s their house but when it’s time to clean it magically becomes my house too.
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